VALENTINES DAY Wahala by Captain Obvious

Tobi: Guy how far?

Femi: I dey o… wats the P?

Tobi: Guy it’s this vals issue o

Femi: (Laughing) ehen?! And what happened to it?

Tobi: We just spent all our money during Christmas and we are trying to sort ourselves out and   

         February  is approaching… another month of spending… again?

Femi: You see why I told you not to have a girlfriend before February (still laughing)

Tobi: But you know I love her nau

Femi: (yimu) Na u sabi anyways, I’m off to the bank… I wanna see one of my sugar   
         mummies… (winks)

Tobi: I’m on my way to the bank as well…. What bank?

Femi: Fame bank

Tobi: Cool, I’ll drop you off.

(At the bank)

Tobi to the customer service lady

Tobi: Hi, my name is Tobi Thomas I wanna check my account balance

Lady: (smiling) you are welcome Sir. Please fill in the details on this (she points to the
         specific spaces on the account balance paper)

Tobi: Thank you… he fills and submits…

Lady: (after some minutes of typing on her keypad) Here you go Sir

Tobi: (collects the paper) Thank you.

Stares at paper showing his account balance (surprised face) how will I tell her I don’t have the money to buy her all she wants for Vals? (Scratching head)… If I break up with her she’ll know I’m broke and that would be bad for my name… Kai! What kind of life is this? If I was single I wouldn’t bother about valing anybody… Femi was right…   (To be continued)…